A guy flipping out over finding a small piece of lettuce in the hair salad he ordered
A project by @NoPattern
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A lint roller covered in tiny bones
Every picture you’ve ever seen on the internet printed, framed, and exhibited in a museum
Ska band in corpse paint.
A wake of vultures picking clean a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos™; their beaks and talons heavily dusted with flecks of green and red.
A bear and a dad sit on a park bench clumsily trying to navigate through their new iPads. They both grumble.
A self-populating Power Point Slideshow that predicts the viewers death.
The apology letter I wrote to “Really Huge George Washington” 2 years after I flipped off Mount Rushmore.
A forty foot tall obelisk appears in the center of Fort Bend, Indiana, radiating a warm, healing glow. Area teen, Evan Richey, tweets “Fort Bend’s got a boner!”.
A photographer takes out his macro lens to shoot closeup photos of snowflakes on the ground; terror sets in as it becomes clear while focusing that each flake is a different religious symbol
Tom Waits and Michael Gira sharing a vanilla shake with two straws.
Baby-sized businessmen scurrying between the legs of man-sized dogs, causing them to trip then catch themselves.
A 10-port USB extension hub with USB cables of varying lengths plugged into each port caught in Saturn’s rings, flailing around amongst space rock and debris
Picture of Obama holding up a handwritten sign justifying the use of drones
Dozens of dogs in a dog park slowly and listlessly walking to retrieve thrown frisbees as they look down at their iPhones