An incomplete list of time travelers who have died attempting to prevent the invention of the e-cigarette
A project by @NoPattern
Contributors: @ActualPerson084 / @TPHD / @gregerskine / @DadBeard / @aRealLiveGhost / @famouscrab / @ConorTripler / @boring_as_heck / @leyawn / @ingmarbirdman / @drugleaf / @pushinghoops / @brendlewhat
A new born baby humming ‘Cats in the Cradle’ as his father stares at it in horror.
Tiny foot-tall transmission towers with power lines strung between lining every sidewalk in your neighborhood. Very tiny birds perch on the lines.
The Ghost of Lou Reed frequenting his favorite Panera Bread location (330 7th Ave, New York).
Wheel of Fortune being played with a wheel entirely comprised of bankrupts, all 3 contestants still yelling “Come on big money” before they take their turns
A time lapse video of a banana getting more and more black until it collapses on itself and envelopes the Universe.
A shoebox containing 2 huge silica gel packets and one tiny little shoe
A man standing at a grill, pressing down hard on hamburger patties with the spatula despite hearing the ghost of his father scream “THE JUICES!”.
A guy flipping out over finding a small piece of lettuce in the hair salad he ordered
A lint roller covered in tiny bones
Every picture you’ve ever seen on the internet printed, framed, and exhibited in a museum
Ska band in corpse paint.
A wake of vultures picking clean a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos™; their beaks and talons heavily dusted with flecks of green and red.
A bear and a dad sit on a park bench clumsily trying to navigate through their new iPads. They both grumble.
A self-populating Power Point Slideshow that predicts the viewers death.