Imaginary Image Blog

A project by @NoPattern
Contributors: @ActualPerson084 / @TPHD / @gregerskine / @DadBeard / @aRealLiveGhost / @famouscrab / @ConorTripler / @boring_as_heck / @leyawn / @ingmarbirdman / @drugleaf / @pushinghoops / @brendlewhat

Apr 11

A guy flipping out over finding a small piece of lettuce in the hair salad he ordered


Apr 6

A lint roller covered in tiny bones


Mar 31

Every picture you’ve ever seen on the internet printed, framed, and exhibited in a museum


Mar 25

Ska band in corpse paint.


Feb 26

A wake of vultures picking clean a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos™; their beaks and talons heavily dusted with flecks of green and red.


Feb 16

A bear and a dad sit on a park bench clumsily trying to navigate through their new iPads. They both grumble.


Feb 13

A self-populating Power Point Slideshow that predicts the viewers death.


Feb 10

The apology letter I wrote to “Really Huge George Washington” 2 years after I flipped off Mount Rushmore.


Feb 4

A forty foot tall obelisk appears in the center of Fort Bend, Indiana, radiating a warm, healing glow. Area teen, Evan Richey, tweets “Fort Bend’s got a boner!”.


Jan 28

A photographer takes out his macro lens to shoot closeup photos of snowflakes on the ground; terror sets in as it becomes clear while focusing that each flake is a different religious symbol


Jan 11

Tom Waits and Michael Gira sharing a vanilla shake with two straws.


Jan 3

Baby-sized businessmen scurrying between the legs of man-sized dogs, causing them to trip then catch themselves.


Jan 2

A 10-port USB extension hub with USB cables of varying lengths plugged into each port caught in Saturn’s rings, flailing around amongst space rock and debris


Jan 1

Picture of Obama holding up a handwritten sign justifying the use of drones


Dec 29

Dozens of dogs in a dog park slowly and listlessly walking to retrieve thrown frisbees as they look down at their iPhones


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