A wake of vultures picking clean a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos™; their beaks and talons heavily dusted with flecks of green and red.
A project by @NoPattern
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A bear and a dad sit on a park bench clumsily trying to navigate through their new iPads. They both grumble.
A self-populating Power Point Slideshow that predicts the viewers death.
The apology letter I wrote to “Really Huge George Washington” 2 years after I flipped off Mount Rushmore.
A forty foot tall obelisk appears in the center of Fort Bend, Indiana, radiating a warm, healing glow. Area teen, Evan Richey, tweets “Fort Bend’s got a boner!”.
A photographer takes out his macro lens to shoot closeup photos of snowflakes on the ground; terror sets in as it becomes clear while focusing that each flake is a different religious symbol
Tom Waits and Michael Gira sharing a vanilla shake with two straws.
Baby-sized businessmen scurrying between the legs of man-sized dogs, causing them to trip then catch themselves.
A 10-port USB extension hub with USB cables of varying lengths plugged into each port caught in Saturn’s rings, flailing around amongst space rock and debris
Picture of Obama holding up a handwritten sign justifying the use of drones
Dozens of dogs in a dog park slowly and listlessly walking to retrieve thrown frisbees as they look down at their iPhones
Krampus gleefully swinging a morningstar through one of Steam’s server cabinets
Home School Kids and Montessori Kids battle in the streets; leaving their dead on the battlefields and binding their wounds behind a burnt out town homes. These are the end of times.
A live bat as underwear
Children opening presents on Christmas morning, each gift obscured by JPG artifacts because it’s all the parents could afford. The children scream and cry about it in a distorted and degraded low bitrate warble, the family dog runs into the room but suddenly times out