Imaginary Image Blog

a thriving black market for the lost limbs and heads of ancient sculptures

At a cemetery: most viewed this [week] [month] [all time]

A topiary menagerie set on fire; the screams of the animals awaken the township.

Guy Fieri sliding shrimp and pieces of steak onto his hair spikes like kabobs and laughing maniacally as he lowers his head onto a flaming grill

A Guided Segway Tour of the Firebombing of Dresden.

A group of ants carrying a pair of discarded truck nutz back to their colony.

A seagull asking a jellyfish if it was locally raised and treated well before pecking at it

QR code where as soon as you scan it a bunch of jocks come from out of nowhere to give you a wedgie and push you into some bushes

The most boring person in the world grinning to themselves as they stencil ‘hammertime’ onto a stop sign

A Threadbare ‘Master Of Puppets’ T-Shirt Gets Promoted To Manager At The Cinnabon In The Rich Mall.

An Astronaut Exits The Airlock And Enters, For The First Time, The Vacuum Of Space. There He Finds Everyone From His Third Grade Class Chanting “You Peed Yourself That One Time”.

every time you pass by a mirror your reflection lags and glitches.

a creature used to walking only on banana peels slips on a patch of bare ground.

A motorcycle being driven by a sentient mound of bandanas shaped like a human being

ancient sumerian clay tablet unearthed. inscribed: SICK OF THE HE SAYS SHE SAYS BULLSHIT