Thousands of enormous parade floats lining the streets of New York watching in delight as dozens of helium filled humans attached to strings float by in terror in the Macys Day Parade
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Obama, post-presidency, setting up his own new personal Twitter account. He begins typing out his bio… “44th President of the USA. Patriot. Husband. Father. Friend. Basketball nut. Jay-Z fan. Chicagoan. Ass man.”
A storeroom of unused Sexy Halloween Costumes asking each other “What are you going to be for the rest of the year?” to which they all reply “An ugly human, I guess.”.
A library of books exhaling in unison.
A basketball hoop made of finger bones
Your inbox suddenly begins to fill up. 10, 50, 100, 1,000, 5,000 new emails with seemingly no end. *ding!* *ding!* *ding!* Your phone vibrating at a disturbing clip. It’s your dad, and he desperately wants to connect on LinkedIn.
A training montage that shows an athlete improving at a sport and then shows the athlete grow old and die and the earth get consumed by the sun and the last star in the universe die out and all matter decay until heat death.
A tiny human laying a mound of eggs in a spider’s ear.
Fat, man-sized children tumbling down a never ending flight of stairs to the deafening roar of a studio audience.
Two teens walking through the abandoned government, kicking over chairs and breaking windows and taking creepy pictures for their Tumblr.
All the baristas in the worlds latte art forms the Monsanto logo no matter what they do
Two 20 foot tall skeletons playing ping pong on a sandbar
A child’s coffin filled with eight different kinds of shrimp.
Fireworks that rain popcorn
An iOS 7 glitch that fills your home with crows.