February 2012
6 posts
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A series of Jacques-Louis David’s rough sketches of The Death of Socrates laid out to reveal the philosopher mouthing the word “Kardashian”
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Ralph Wiggum holding a Valentines Day card that reads ‘I Choo-Choo-Choose Death’
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A painting by a classical Italian master of Peter at the pearly gates of heaven with a large book entitled ‘HTML, XHTML, and CSS Fifth Edition Bible’
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A sticker on a gas station door that reads “No shirt, no shoes, no eyes, no hair, no mouth, no teeth, no limbs, no nervous system, no service”
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A macro photo of a centipede wearing convincingly detailed Nike Air Force 1 sneakers
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A vinyl record made of human flesh; veins visibly pumping blood throughout the living ellipse
January 2012
14 posts
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A jalapeño with a bone sticking out of it
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A ghost with a bowlcut riding a completely solid bike into a row of shopping carts
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Ron Paul relaxing backstage after a debate wearing basketball shorts and a Dark Throne tee
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John Darnielle buying a greatsword from a pawn shop
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A train full of crust punks filling out their W-9s
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A crying child attempting to produce notes from a Casio keyboard, but Skittles pour from the speakers instead
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Rick Ross smelling Yankee Candles at a Cracker Barrel
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A milkman placing an expired milk bottle into a little bottle-sized coffin.
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Please welcome a new contributor to Imaginary Image Blog, @ActualPerson084. Do yourself a favor and go read his Tweets and follow him on Twitter. Unsettling and wonderful. IIB posts by @ActualPerson084 will be tagged with AP084.
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All the members of Slipknot in full costume on couches at Barnes & Noble doing Mad Libs
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A photo of a child’s birthday party taken while opening presents. In the background inside the inflatable bouncy house, a small demon looks on
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A dead stranger in the woods, covered in blood and flies, and also one large pepperoni pizza and a Caesar salad
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A large watercolor painting of the Drudge Report
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A photo inside Sotheby’s where an auction for animated GIFs is taking place
December 2011
9 posts
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An upside-down Christmas tree spinning slowly around as it hovers several feet off the ground in the middle of frozen lake
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A photo inside a crowded mall filled with people of all ages and ethnicities but everybody is dressed up in one of Busta Rhymes’ outfits from the ‘Put Your Hands Where My Eyes Can See’ video
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The cereal aisle in a grocery store where every box is solid black - 1000’s of them - and in small white Times New Roman in the middle of every box they read “R.I.P. Satan”
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A tin of Altoids that all have little black drawings and designs on them. Oh wait…look.
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A newfound black and white photo of Tupac laying down tracks in a studio while wearing a Neutral Milk Hotel t-shirt
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A massive pile of Sharpies with the caps off, lighters, unopened bottles of red wine, and small animal bones in the middle of an empty parking lot
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A playground basketball court with two large crosses at either end in place of the hoops
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That same rainbow but inside your bedroom going floor to ceiling
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A rainbow that just goes perfectly straight up from the horizon line into the sky
November 2011
12 posts
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A photo inside an Apple store but instead of Apple products everywhere it’s just celery sticks but everyone still seems really excited
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A #2 pencil but instead of lead there’s a piece of spaghetti hanging out of the tip
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A bag of all black Sour Patch Kids
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A Thanksgiving turkey going down a steep San Francisco hill on rollerblades
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An old man smoking an uncut sushi roll. There’s real actual smoke coming out whoa!
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A photo of Lil’ Wayne performing live with Cannibal Corpse in a small, smoky club
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The cover of the classic self-titled Ramones album but all of them are wearing flip-flops and Tommy has a belly-button ring
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A zebra corpse washed up on Venice Beach surrounded by puzzled surfers
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A photo of a major league baseball game where the pitcher, catcher, 1st, 2nd, and 3rd basemen are all standing in big piles of leaves instead of at bases
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A grainy black and white photo of Steve Buscemi and Tim Tebow smoking and drinking together outside a small Paris cafe
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A photo of Larry David walking through NYC wearing a Sepultura t-shirt
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An avocado sliced in half; inside a fragile ribcage instead of a pit
October 2011
40 posts
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The cover of N.W.A.’s ‘Straight Outta Compton’ only all 6 of them have big smiles on their faces and Eazy-E is giving a big thumbs up instead of pointing a gun
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A photo of the flagship ‘glass cube’ Apple store in NYC with a huge crudely spraypainted penis right on the Apple (NSFW)
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A bunch of Storm Troopers covered in blood walking along a snow-covered and deserted Lake Shore Drive in the dead of winter
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A hot air balloon engulfed in flames floating through the sky in front of a massive lightning storm
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An illustration of Bart Simpson and Beavis walking around South Park
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The cover of The Sandlot showing all the characters at their current ages
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A screenshot of Jonny Greenwood’s top 5 albums in Spotify showing nothing but Jock Jams and Kidz Bop
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A photo of Ron Artest’s face at the exact moment he first sees the arrow in the FedEx logo
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An ATM receipt that shows a balance of $666 and dated in the future