June 2012
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The video for Black Hole Sun playing inside every can of RC Cola
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a flock of big black birds teaching each other how to whisper
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Inside a dimly lit Apple store, not a single product anywhere but for a single iPad in the center of the store on a table displaying a white screen and emitting a deafening high pitch tone. A circle of small children is gathered around it and can’t look away.
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An English Bulldog rolls in a pile of fashion magazines, chanting “If I can’t be rich, I’ll smell rich.”
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A wall of trees on a forest’s edge.
ENHANCE
The tiniest squirrel prepares a dose of laudanum for his ailing mentor, the kindly old owl.
ENHANCE
The kindly old owl’s Zune rests on his nightstand playing, on a loop, ‘Private Idaho’.
ENHANCE
The kindly old owl’s heart stops.
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An old man with closed eyes and both hands plunged into the earth, as vegetables grow around him at a supernaturally-quick rate
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A Predator drone trapped on a neighbor’s roof next to a basketball
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The knife store in the mall offering half-off shuriken sharpening for LADIES ONLY.
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A TEACUP SATYR WEIGHING ONLY TEN GRAMS WRESTLING MY LAPTOP CHARGER INTO THE SOCKET AND THEN TROTTING OVER TO RECEIVE HIS REWARD (A CANDY)
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A flock of geese in the shape of an inverted pentagram fly South for the winter, the flapping of their wings a scourge on the land.
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A hungover Eric Clapton attempting to use a sheet of his lyrics as a coffee filter
