Imaginary Image Blog

a thriving black market for the lost limbs and heads of ancient sculptures

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:30:14 -0400

a thriving black market for the lost limbs and heads of ancient sculptures

At a cemetery: most viewed this [week] [month] [all time]

Fri, 17 May 2013 02:52:38 -0400

At a cemetery: most viewed this [week] [month] [all time]

A topiary menagerie set on fire; the screams of the animals awaken the township.

Fri, 17 May 2013 00:47:53 -0400

A topiary menagerie set on fire; the screams of the animals awaken the township.

Guy Fieri sliding shrimp and pieces of steak onto his hair spikes like kabobs and laughing...

Thu, 16 May 2013 23:10:22 -0400

Guy Fieri sliding shrimp and pieces of steak onto his hair spikes like kabobs and laughing maniacally as he lowers his head onto a flaming grill

A Guided Segway Tour of the Firebombing of Dresden.

Fri, 03 May 2013 13:51:44 -0400

A Guided Segway Tour of the Firebombing of Dresden.

A group of ants carrying a pair of discarded truck nutz back to their colony.

Fri, 03 May 2013 12:13:47 -0400

A group of ants carrying a pair of discarded truck nutz back to their colony.

A seagull asking a jellyfish if it was locally raised and treated well before pecking at it

Thu, 02 May 2013 10:04:52 -0400

A seagull asking a jellyfish if it was locally raised and treated well before pecking at it

QR code where as soon as you scan it a bunch of jocks come from out of nowhere to give you a wedgie...

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 15:19:24 -0400

QR code where as soon as you scan it a bunch of jocks come from out of nowhere to give you a wedgie and push you into some bushes

The most boring person in the world grinning to themselves as they stencil ‘hammertime’ onto a stop...

Wed, 17 Apr 2013 00:21:00 -0400

The most boring person in the world grinning to themselves as they stencil ‘hammertime’ onto a stop sign

A Threadbare ‘Master Of Puppets’ T-Shirt Gets Promoted To Manager At The Cinnabon In The Rich Mall.

Sun, 14 Apr 2013 00:20:06 -0400

A Threadbare ‘Master Of Puppets’ T-Shirt Gets Promoted To Manager At The Cinnabon In The Rich Mall.

An Astronaut Exits The Airlock And Enters, For The First Time, The Vacuum Of Space. There He Finds...

Fri, 12 Apr 2013 13:40:24 -0400

An Astronaut Exits The Airlock And Enters, For The First Time, The Vacuum Of Space. There He Finds Everyone From His Third Grade Class Chanting “You Peed Yourself That One Time”.

every time you pass by a mirror your reflection lags and glitches.

Fri, 12 Apr 2013 12:42:19 -0400

every time you pass by a mirror your reflection lags and glitches.

a creature used to walking only on banana peels slips on a patch of bare ground.

Fri, 12 Apr 2013 12:41:26 -0400

a creature used to walking only on banana peels slips on a patch of bare ground.

A motorcycle being driven by a sentient mound of bandanas shaped like a human being

Wed, 10 Apr 2013 01:47:36 -0400

A motorcycle being driven by a sentient mound of bandanas shaped like a human being

ancient sumerian clay tablet unearthed. inscribed: SICK OF THE HE SAYS SHE SAYS BULLSHIT

Sun, 07 Apr 2013 00:15:16 -0400

ancient sumerian clay tablet unearthed. inscribed: SICK OF THE HE SAYS SHE SAYS BULLSHIT

Waka Flocka Flame accidentally setting his OS X default language to Русский then spending the rest...

Sat, 06 Apr 2013 16:02:18 -0400

Waka Flocka Flame accidentally setting his OS X default language to Русский then spending the rest of the night on his iPhone searching for how to change it back

Ring of kids with empty sockets huddled reverently around a pile of eyeballs in a world where eyes...

Thu, 04 Apr 2013 18:21:01 -0400

Ring of kids with empty sockets huddled reverently around a pile of eyeballs in a world where eyes are collect-n-trade like baseball cards

a CEO, alone in his office, locking the door, then whipping a single grape at the wall as hard as he...

Wed, 03 Apr 2013 16:03:39 -0400

a CEO, alone in his office, locking the door, then whipping a single grape at the wall as hard as he can

A Wall Of Flat Screen Televisions Showing, At Different Angles, How You Are Going To Die.

Thu, 28 Mar 2013 13:50:56 -0400

A Wall Of Flat Screen Televisions Showing, At Different Angles, How You Are Going To Die.

An immense iPhone frantically searching through layers of sheets and comforters on a bed in the...

Tue, 19 Mar 2013 16:48:00 -0400

An immense iPhone frantically searching through layers of sheets and comforters on a bed in the morning for its tiny screaming human