Spider from Powerman 5000 delivering a TED Talk on rogue planets.
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A secret advertising color scheme which perfectly mimics the pain of yearning.
An American tourist standing in front of humanity’s entire shared experience, wallet in hand, inquiring “how much does this thing cost?”
Bobak Ferdowsi pointing at a picture of a dimetrodon and exclaiming “That’s me!”
A large hermit crab scuttling across the sand, a disused Borders on its back
An immense duck colliding with a bread factory
The video for Black Hole Sun playing inside every can of RC Cola
A Predator drone trapped on a neighbor’s roof next to a basketball
A wounded baby bird expertly assembling an assault rifle, its gaze steady on a photograph of an orange tabby cat
A farmer shearing a cute little lamb. Beneath soft white fleece, a lamb composed entirely of loose knives. The knives fall into a pile. The pile spells out the word “REGRET.”
A shopping cart achieving terminal velocity inside an IGA parking lot
An entire bengal tiger inside a messenger bag. It looks up expectantly whenever the flap opens.
A bowl of Post Alpha-Bits with your name in it, the milk gradually turning black
An alligator stubbornly clinging to a child’s kite 50 meters in the air
A series of Jacques-Louis David’s rough sketches of The Death of Socrates laid out to reveal the philosopher mouthing the word “Kardashian”