Imaginary Image Blog

A seagull asking a jellyfish if it was locally raised and treated well before pecking at it

QR code where as soon as you scan it a bunch of jocks come from out of nowhere to give you a wedgie and push you into some bushes

Waka Flocka Flame accidentally setting his OS X default language to Русский then spending the rest of the night on his iPhone searching for how to change it back

An immense iPhone frantically searching through layers of sheets and comforters on a bed in the morning for its tiny screaming human

The sign at the post office showing the special edition stamp schedule for the year. ‘Jan. 1 - WorldstarHipHop / Feb. 1 - WorldstarHipHop / March 1 - WorldstarHipHop’ and so on

Michael Jordan’s infamous 1988 dunk contest free throw line dunk done with a head-mounted GoPro camera strapped on

A computer generated man brings a hovering & rotating 3D wireframe sphere into the Pawn Stars shop and says he wants to sell it. Rick laughs in the man’s face and says there’s no market for this. The man renders the wireframe sphere with a rusty texture and tells him it’s from the 16th century. Rick stops laughing and calls in a buddy to take a look at it.

A cute little kid ejecting a tape from a VCR but after it pops out another one follows and then another and another. They keep on coming and he keeps taking them and putting them down but there’s no end in sight

Jose Canseco on his first day as an Hibachi chef. He is tossing eggs in the air and trying to catch them in the tall hat but keeps missing and they keep breaking everywhere. He insists he can do it but everyone seated around the table is gathering their stuff and leaving

Every discarded penny on the ground melted down and turned into one enormous penny that’s then dropped in the middle of a busy city, always getting in everyone’s way and unable to be moved

A family on Christmas morning playing with the gift cards they got - dad flies his Starbucks card through the air like a fighter plane, mom plays catch with her son using an iTunes card, the other 2 kids fight their printed out Amazon gift card and Gap gift cards like action figures

Jackson Pollock painting in a pair of Beats By Dre surrounded by Mountain Dew bottles and Doritos bags

Jesus laughing with his hand on Peter’s shoulder pointing towards a candid camera mounted on the top of the boat as he tells him “You should have seen the look on your face”

Immense black spheres as floats being paraded through the streets of New York amongst tens of thousands of people in complete silence

Matt Drudge sitting on the floor surrounded by thick yellow books in the Web Design section of a Barnes & Noble next to a raggedy backpack eating a stuffed pizza pretzel