Posts authored by "@TPHD"
A GROUP OF BUGS MILLING ABOUT THE ARENA, CLICKING, BRISTLING, AGGRESSIVELY PALPITATING THEIR SACS
A GROUP OF BUGS GATHERED AROUND AND VICIOUSLY CONSUMING A JELLY BEAN IN THE SAND—THEIR MOUTHS ALL COVERED WITH SUGARY GUTS
A CROWD OF STARTLED JELLY BEANS LOOKING ON, CAUGHT FAST IN HORRIFIED FASCINATION AT THE OTHER
A TEACUP SATYR WEIGHING ONLY TEN GRAMS WRESTLING MY LAPTOP CHARGER INTO THE SOCKET AND THEN TROTTING OVER TO RECEIVE HIS REWARD (A CANDY)
A COUPLE IN A PARKED CAR BICKERING WHILE ONE OF THEM PERFORMS INVASIVE SURGERY ON THEIR OWN LEG, THE FLOOR OF THE CAR A MESS OF WET NAPS AND BLOOD
MAMMOTHS ENGAGED IN A NEVER ENDING WRESTLING MATCH AT THE CENTER OF THE EARTH PAUSE BRIEFLY AND THEN CONTINUE THEIR NEGOTIATIONS
A BIG WORM ON A BOBSLED, LITTLE FLAPS ON HIS HAT, BIG SMILE ON HIS WORMFACE, CAREENING WILDLY DOWN A MOUNTAINTOP AND CRASHLANDING IN A SNOWBANK FULL OF HIS APPLAUDING WORMFRIENDS
A CHILD IN A RACCOON SUIT SINGING TO HIS BUBBLEGUM BALLS AS HE BURIES THEM IN THE DIRT
A TARANTULA-VOLTRON SLOWLY DISASSEMBLING INTO SEPARATE, INDIVIDUAL TARANTULAS AND HEADING TO THEIR LONELY HOMES
A VERY SMALL MAN WHO LIVES IN YOUR KITCHEN CUPBOARD AND WHO SMILES ENCOURAGINGLY WHEN YOU ACQUIRE YOUR BREAKFAST CEREALS
A MEAN BAD CAT THAT IS SWALLOWING ALL YOUR NEIGHBORS, JUST NEIGHBOR AFTER NEIGHBOR; HE’S RELENTLESS. EVERYONE SHIVERING AT THEIR WINDOWS, WONDERING WHO’S NEXT
A MAN CONSIDERING A RECENTLY ARRIVED LETTER INVITING HIM TO JOIN A “PRIVATE SPECIES” OF BEAR; HE STROKES HIS BEARD THOUGHTFULLY
