Imaginary Image Blog

ancient sumerian clay tablet unearthed. inscribed: SICK OF THE HE SAYS SHE SAYS BULLSHIT

a giant lego man steps on a human bone. he remembers the 90s. a time when the humans who created him still existed. the pain is unbearable

a doctor helps deliver a beautiful baby gun. the doctor drops the baby gun on the floor because he too is a gun. the father turns to yell at the doctor and falls over because he is also a gun. the mother tries to scream but guns cannot scream

snoop fighting back tears while deleting his secret instagram account of every stone he’s ever skipped

god holding his nose and grabbing humans with his hand in a plastic bag while the stars spell out PLEASE PICK UP AFTER YOUR CREATION

drake changing his birthday on facebook to see who his real friends are

a field of drone asteroids hurtles towards earth. a faraway alien empire congratulates itself on being ethically sound

a volcano erupting with sheets of linoleum tiles, floorboards, and carpet flowing down the side of the mountain

a distant planet rotating to one side, its magma shifting from subterranean chamber to chamber. it sighs with pleasure

a Charmin bear with his pants at his ankles, doing the ungainly butt shuffle to where the toilet paper is kept

the ink of rick ross’s tattoos forming into faces of rappers he has defeated in battle. the last face is his mother’s

a duck waiting impatiently for the train. he looks down and panics because his watch is gone

the rise and fall of an entire civilization within a sleeping god’s snot bubble

a dog yawning so wide his teeth spell out “10 OUT OF 10 DOGS SUFFER FROM HALITOSIS”